Work Rules: 1) The boss is always right. 2) When the boss is wrong, refer to #1.
Beshere's Formula For Failure: There are only two kinds of people who fail - those who listen to nobody and those who listen to everybody.
The person who knows 'how' will always have a job. The person who knows 'why' will always be the boss.
Wilcox's Law: A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the pants.
Hanson's Law Of Progress: Any new form is always longer and more complicated than the one it replaces.
The boss exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules.
Dyer's Law: A continuing flow of paper is sufficient to continue the flow of paper.
The person who does not need a boss is usually selected to be one.
A good boss must have the ability to recognize ability.
Don't envy the boss; remember, the boss has to get up early to see who comes in late.
Nothing improves your jokes like being the boss.
Comb's Law: A lot of people who complain about their boss being stupid would be out of a job if their boss was any smarter.
Borklund's Law: Communication is equal to the square root of the mistakes times confusion times contradictions.
The boss is like a pair of dirty diapers. Usually full of sh*t, always on your ass.
Hendrickson's Law: If a problem causes too many meetings, the meetings eventually become more important than the problem.
Herman's Rule: If it works right the first time, you have obviously done something wrong.
The person who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
Zymurgy's Law Of Volunteer Labor: People are always available for work in the past tense.
If the boss comes close, it counts.


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